Lindsay Lohan

The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.

Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.

by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012

lindsay lohan

an aids wagon

i just took a ride on lindsay lohan and got aids

by that guy whos always right August 9, 2009

lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

Lindsay Lohan

Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"

I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.

If her boobs are real, so is Britney singing live.

by HardcorePrincess May 19, 2005

lindsay lohan

A young women who was once adorable but who has now evoloved into a bar hopping clubbed out drugged out slut

Lindsay Lohan frequents bars and clubs alot while supposed to be in rehab. she also, i hear, likes to do drugs with her mom

by juiice February 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan

A once-talented actress who threw her whole career and life into the toilet.

Guy #1: Hey do you like Lindsay Lohan?
Guy #2: I used to....

by ~The Wizard~ January 5, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

stupid slut, can't even sing nor act, brainwashes little tweens into wearing halter tops, and is anorexic and smokes. YOU CALL THAT A ROLE MODEL? NOT..

Lindsay Lohan sucks, period.

by .brandons-wife. September 16, 2005