linebacker

something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.

"Woah that baby is a linebacker"

by wom6 February 7, 2010

linebacker

when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.

I gave my girl a linebacker when she told me she didn't like the Chicago Bears.

by gravyfoot August 8, 2006

linebacker

some people have headgear. Fran could play linebacker for the raiders.

Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.

by Zizzy September 25, 2003

linebacker

a street term for a pound of drugs. (LB)

Yo Im bout to go pick up this linebacker

by MotownYtown January 31, 2008

Lifesuckerlovers

A person that intentionally feeds on your hurt and pain to make them feel some kind of beat in there own heart. Like sucking your soul and swearing it's in a scripture. No compassion or love for anyone. They would hand you a knife and say I told you not to do it. Getting rocks off on a person misery and not caring if that person loves them or anyone else loves them. Curel intention on someone that has a heart.

Those lifesuckerlovers was running with there souls.

by Truthnut June 14, 2020

linebacker build

Euphemism for "fat" used in men's online dating and chat profiles. See football player build. Contrast with swimmers build.

WM, 38, brn, grn, 5"11", 220 lbs., solid linebacker build.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Lensfucker

Somebody who loves the camera lens almost as much as they love themselves and the way they look.

1. "Amy is such a Lensfucker. Just look at her scene picture on myspace. Camera Whore."

2. David and Victoria Beckham are a pair of lensfuckers.

by dantechild February 10, 2007