An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.
"did you slay that girl last night?"
"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."
"Haha you are a limpeater!"
"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."
"Haha you are a limpeater!"
by Const01 February 9, 2010
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person who refuses to leave their flandering, lying, cheating, 'shit' of a partner dispite regular beatings etc. and constant encoragement from friends and family.
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It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.
It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.
That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.
by Fatty Johnson September 14, 2008
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This girl was about to lose her anal virginity and when she did, the guy started peeing. She immediately shouted, "Limper Stew."
by DomLimperBuster November 23, 2014
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