limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.

Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.

by fred ressler April 16, 2017

lemming

1. A small rat like creature. If one lemming jumps off a cliff all of the lemmings will jump off with it.

2. A person that follows another person and does everything the same as the person they are following.

"That bitch is such a fucking lemming she has no mind of her own."

by Angelina :P January 14, 2007

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010

Lemmingwear

Fashion choices for fitting-in rather than standing-out

Chad, You should wear your 'North Face' pullover... Do you really want to be the only person at the party without Lemmingwear.

by Tad Turdlike March 4, 2008

red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

limeing

Verb version of acronym LIME: Living In the Moment Everyday. It's about embracing life, not being a pansy, and embracing the moment. Like YOLO or Carpe Diem, but for all the non-assholes.

Guy #1: Your gf just broke up with you, yet your just made out with that girl, punched that asshole, and are at boss level right now.
Guy #2: Hell yeah, bro. I let nothing keep me down. I'm limeing, son.

by Derek Michael December 6, 2015