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jizz lightyear

When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
by Kavorks April 3, 2021
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Buzzkill Lightyear

What you can call a tottal stranger, weirdo, E-Tard, sketch ball who abruptly kills any good time. Commonly seen using his most favorite buzz kill move, tickling random girls below the belt, and severely frightening them.
Ian: Hey! wanna peanut butter cracker sandwich!

Weirdo: YA!!!! If i could figure out what peanut-butter is slang for i would probably buy some??

Hott Slut: Its not slang its peanut-butter! it'll give ya energry!

Weirdo: Hey there!.. are ya ticklish, " grabbing at inner thigh through car window."

Ian: WoW! relax Buzzkill lightyear why don't you come find out if I'm ticklish.

Weirdo: duh. I had ta?

Hott slut in back seat: What a fucking Jabroni!
by therealpdaddy October 24, 2011
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Buzzin' Lightyear

Getting high on Cannabis. Buzzin' Lightyear is the concoction of "Buzz" (get high) and "Lightyear" (Space), to create "Buzzin' Lightyear", a pun on the Toy Story Astronaught's name.
Yeah man, we were buzzin' lightyear all night. Shit was soooo good I was high for days!
by bcort April 18, 2011
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Buzz Lightyear Syndrome

When a person's ability to communicate is reduced down to 3-4 phrases which they use non-stop (usually due to excessive drug use). This is a refrence to the three buttons on Buzz Lightyear's chest, each with a distinct phrase. Example phrases include: "Holy Shit!" "Oh my God!" "Really?" and "What the fuck?"

As a side note, in extreme cases the phrases will become jumbled over time resuling in things like "Ho-leee-shittt!" "O-muh-gudd!" causing people to believe the individual has Tourette's Syndrome.
He used to be able to talk to women but Buzz Lightyear Syndrome set in and now he can't even cary on a converstion.

"Why does he keep saying "O-muh-gudd?" Does he have Tourette's?"
"No just a bad case of Buzz Lightyear Syndrome."
by Buzz LYS May 16, 2010
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Buzz Lightyear Pussy

When her shit takes you to the proverbial black hole.
Yo dude she be bussin' that buzz lightyear pussy! To infinity and beyond
by Dr. Bmur March 17, 2022
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Buzz Lightyear Kill

It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.
Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.

Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.
by bbcard1 August 14, 2011
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Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.
Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!
by Whackman August 11, 2010
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