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LightHouse

A lighthouse is when you're lying on your back making sweet love to a black chick and you start to rotate her on that huge shaft of yours with her eyes closed - every time she makes a full revolution on that throbbing thing of yours she opens her eyes and mouth shining the way to ecstacy.
person 1: yo daawwwgg how was dat shortie last night????

person 2: mmaaaannn i lighthouse'd the shit out of dat...DDDAAAMNNNN
by Philjo_ October 5, 2012
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Lighthouse

A technique use to smoke weed. First the user takes a bubbler and fills it with water. Then a sweet J is rolled and placed inside the bowl sticking upright like a lighthouse. The user then places even more weed around the J to fill the bowl creating the rocks. The J is smoked and by that time the user cant use a lighter, but one is not needed because the J lights the bowl by itself.
That lighthouse we smoked last night was AMAZING!!!
by Savyy April 25, 2011
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Lighthouse

A lighthouse: area that allows light to pass between a woman's legs and her public area- this must be observed while she is standing up with her legs closed together. If a woman has a lighthouse, one would be able to see light coming through this natural space regardless of how close her legs are together. If she's too overweight if flabby the fat closes down the passage of light.
Even though Jane is overweight, she still has a lighthouse.
by Mark the man aka MTM March 28, 2011
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lighthoused

To be pwned in a videogame multiple times in rapid succession.
I was playing Gears last night and some guy lighthoused me!
by Sheknova July 31, 2007
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the lighthouse

When the tip of your erection turns red.
Have you seen the lighthouse lately? Booty boner erection butt slammer
by Long John McSpazatron July 1, 2016
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Lighthouse

As defined by popular comedian Dane Cook : The perfect erection, when the vain leads up in a perfect spiral staircase right up to the thunderdome.
"A lighthouse is required to do the cashew trick"
by Miss Strychnine; February 12, 2006
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Lighthouse

When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.
Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.
by AxlebomB August 19, 2011
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