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desk lifter

n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .
That's what I go to school for! :D - A particularly bad song about a desk lifter
by Rob Marliski November 7, 2008
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Based Lifter

A Based Lifter is a beast lifter who is also Based and Epic. The CEO of Based Lifters is Logan Rees He's the most based person ever and an absolute Animal in the gym.
That is so based!!! He is a Based Lifter!! FUAHHHH!!!
by Based Lifter!!! April 22, 2021
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Lifter's Leak

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.
During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013
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Lifted Shirt Syndrome

A situation in which your shirt lifts or raises by catching itself on the object you lean on, displaying parts of the body that may not be necessary or even comfortable for others to see.
"Hey Jake did you see Thomas' lifted shirt syndrome in class today?"
"Yeah! It scarred me for life!"
by MeMister July 21, 2009
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National Lifter Day

March 15th of every year is National Lifter Day. It's a holiday that honors weightlifters. The significance of the date 3/15 relates to 315 pounds (3 plates on each side of a barbell), an important milestone in a weightlifter's journey.
Tomorrow is National Lifter Day, I'm going to max out on bench press.
by Monday Iron November 22, 2022
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getting lifted

The act of inhaling and holding the smoke of marijuana in your lungs until you reach a state of being stoned! Stoned is also known as being "high" hence the word "lifted"!!
I'm about to be "getting lifted" with my girl Mary Jane!!!
by Brandi JoJo December 18, 2008
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shirt lifter

British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.
Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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