Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

by Matt October 4, 2003

Lifetiming

A term used to explain the times when you girlfriend or wife continues to talk to you about a "important" issue you really don't give a shit about.

Friend 1: "I was so pissed last night man, she was just lifetiming the fuck out of me after work!"

Friend 2: "About what dude?"

Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"

by El Barbo August 27, 2010

Lifetime

(adj.) Something that would be said on the Lifetime Channel. Something said to a guy or by a guy in a public manner that should not be said outloud or in front of others.

"I saw comment you left on Stans MySpace page, dude. Telling him you miss your long talks was so Lifetime."

"Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."

by JessieBeth999 November 13, 2007

Lifetime

a tv channel that should be towards pregnant women, fags, sarah singer, and sad people.

sarah singers favorite tv channel

by :) September 6, 2003

Lifetime

(Adj) to describe a person or situation that reflects the situations and themes commonly seen on the Lifetime Channel.

"She's such a Lifetime girl!"
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."

by Happy-Reader January 7, 2016

Lifetime

It's got Golden Girls, and that's a pretty good show.

I watch Lifetime for Golden Girls.

by babaloulou November 15, 2003

Of a lifetime

An overused term designed to generate artificial enthusiasm for some mundane experience.

I am flying to Cleveland to take job cleaning gum off sidewalks; it's going to be the ride if a lifetime, the trip if a lifetime and the job of a lifetime all rolled into one!!

by Kroenig September 11, 2019