Reverse lieutenant Dan

The act of sitting on one's legs until numbness sets in, then positioning a dildo in between ones feet and riding the dildo in a reverse cowgirl position.

Luke was really into riding it backwards but needed the illusion of someone else participating so he tried a reverse lieutenant Dan.

by Gorestorm November 12, 2021

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

lieutenant danchez

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.

Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”

by Al Dolfski May 22, 2018

Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 9, 2019

Lieutenant Danchez

It is the same as a traditional Dirty Sanchez, but the giver of the Lieutenant Danchez uses the reciever’s prosthetic arm and hand to wipe the reciever’s upper lip.

Man, I went hoggin’ last night after the show. When she woke up this morning she said she smelled shit, but she didn't know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled and thought, it wasn’t done by MY hands!!!

by Al Dolfski May 26, 2018

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Lieutenant Jim Dangle is the daddy DILF whenever girls see him they respond by their bumholes sweating up and their eyebrows spicing up.
he is better than tom cruise and should be the king of England.

I love him and if you don't I will bum slapping KILL YOU.

Person 1: omg look it's lieutenant Jim dangle
Person 2: eww I hate him
Person 3: IM GONNA BUM SLAPPING KILL YOU

by jericc is my son February 20, 2022