Mcsh!t with Lies

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.

Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Liemar

This term is often used in the Black Desert Online mmorpg community, it means lying, not telling the truth, being fake.

Wow, I can't believe your friend lied to you, he's such a liemar.

Liemar moment.

No way he pulled a liemar on you just like that...

by Liemar April 18, 2022

Lieabetes

The inability to tell the truth.

"He never tells the truth. He has lieabetes. Like diabetes but with lies."

by Hillary Rodham Swank November 11, 2013

Lies and Slander

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.

1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"

by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

lieballs

A person's eyes when that person is lying because the eyes take on that "look" that can only found in lying eyes (regardless of what is coming out of their mouth). Most people have two, some people only have one. Some people, like pathological liars, have none at all. You can't hide lieballs. They'll always give you away. Easiest to notice on someone you know very well.

I knew he was cheating. When I asked Steve what was going on, he said that nothing was wrong, but his lieballs gave him away. Two days later he admitted that he started staring dating someone else two weeks ago. I knew it! Bastard.

When confronting the person, this is a typcial phrase, "don't try to fool me, your lieballs are giving you away."

by Amy Gish January 11, 2009

lieselotte

Lieselotte is mostly a cute girl.
She has the personality of a true princess and can sing like no other jazz-artist.
She loves piano and cats.

Wow, look at that Lieselotte she's so cute.
I really want her number.
DAMN I wish I could be Lieselotte's butler, just to be around her.

by Dodge Vendetta January 12, 2014

lielaugh

To laugh at a joke one doesn't get, with the intention of appearing smarter.

Person 1: "Dude, what's so funny?"
Person 2: "Francis just said 'The one I love has truly moved away.'"
Person 1: "What's so funny about that?"
Person 2: "Uh, I don't know. I was hoping you would."
Person 1: "Oh, so you were lielaughing just now."

by joseford April 12, 2009