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Speaking in Liddles

A term used when someone is trying to bemuse his/her collective audience by using complex words in a conversation that he/she has no understanding of.
Person 1: "evidently the opportune moment presented itself to one self and so consequently, ergo, vis a vis one had to take it....photosynthesis"

Person 2: "You're speaking in Liddles, mate"
by the main yout January 19, 2015
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linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.
Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005
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Cory Lidle

A great baseball player and a greater dad who tragically died 10-11-06, in a plane accident, around 2:30pm in New York City.He played the last part of his season with the Yankees, who he was traded to on the trading deadline, before which he played for Philidelphia.

The most likely cause for the accident was some sort of mechanical failure.

People who think Cory Lidle is a terrorist are either complete idiots, or ignorant Red Sox or Mets fans.
Normal Person "Dont you think Cory lidle was a nice person and a great dad?"
Ignorant Met fan "Who ya talkin bout, u meanz that terrorist, cory lidle, who was hired by al queda to blow up the building but failed? he was an azzzhole"
Normal Person "Wow, well, atleast you thought about it...., wat about you?"
Ignorant Red Sox fan "umm der der der, i dink im going to agwee wid da met fan der der der, wen does special ed start?"
Normal Person "Why am I even talking to you guys anyway?"
by DylanWR October 16, 2006
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Rod Liddle

An odious, untalented, bigoted, low-level Sunday Times journalist. His sole contribution to the journalism world equates to sly digs at Crystal Palace FC, as well as incitement to violence by celebrating the Eric Cantona kick. He has a limp penis, which he use viagra to cure, in order to have affairs with his sectretary. He engages in buggery with Nazis such as Nick Griffin and Danny Baker. He pretends to support Millwall although he's never been to a match.
Rod Liddle is a rude, ignorant, pig
by Derek Geary May 15, 2006
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liddle fact

This is a fact found on the under side of selected Spring Valley Drinks. Spring Valley decided to put these stats on some beverages in 2004. They are a great liddle addition to a morning ritual and along with the great tasting juice you get, the liddle fact you receive should usually be pretty interesting and generally one that you can share around and gain much interest from other work buddies and friends.

Pros:
-Great way to start the day
-Interesting facts
-You learn more
-You get a nice juice to go along with ur liddle fact

Cons:
-Some of the facts are in fact, false making you look like a dickhead when you go to tell people and then they figure out you are wrong.
-Some of the marked lids that claim they have a "liddle fact" underneath them, actually deceive you and you receive a blank under side of the lid. which can in turn cause you to have a really bad day or even week.
Goran: Wow this lid has a Liddle fact underneath it!!

Amery: Really? Whats it say?

Goran: An electric eel can release a charge powerful enough to start 50 cars!

Amery: Cool man.
by castanza September 4, 2007
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Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
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Liddle'

Adoringly, having the ultimate respect for. Alternatively when paired with the word corrupt; lustfully and intensely but taboo by the person described.
" I used the word Liddle' in describing corrupt Congressman Liddle' Adam Schiff" meaning I want him so bad, but he will not have me because I am corrupt and just an awful person.
by Oldone September 28, 2019
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