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threat level 1,000

When someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. Especially by posting a lot of pictures on Facebook together. Usually doesn't end well.
Friend-"Man who's is that girl, she's so hot"
Me- "I don't know, but she's all over his Facebook wall. She's a threat level 1,000!!"
by jjjjjj1221 February 11, 2015
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HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)

HomoSexual Level. Levels included are

HSL 1-verbal queerness
HSL 2-verbal queerness of a higher degree and/or bodily touching excluding that certain part of a male's body
HSL 3-Mega verbal queerness with extensive touching of upper and lower body. (Ex. groping)
HSL 4-You just went way to far level. (Ex. dry humping)
HomoSexual Level (HSL) (1-4)
HSL 1-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy.
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 1 on my ass.
HSL 2-
Bobby: Kevin, have I ever told you your extremely sexy. (While rubbing Kevin's back)
Kevin: WTF! You just went HSL 2 on my ass.
HSL 3:
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:WTF! you just raised it to HSL 3!
HSL 4-
Bobby: Kevin, your so sexy, lemme kiss the tip. (While slowly moving his hand up Kevin's leg)
Kevin:(Pulls Bobby's hand to his crotch while rubbing Bobby's ass) You can kiss my tip whenever you like!
by The Fickler July 23, 2009
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Level 10 Hitman

Not as Epic as a level 35 boss or a level 99 mafia boss, but way better than being a shitty level one crook
Epic Gamer: What level are you in Mafia City? Im a level 69 mafia boss!
Mediocre Gamer: I’m just a level 10 hitman.
by WhoWantsCoffee? January 12, 2019
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Level 12 Paladin

The level 12 paladin is the symbol of ultimate power. He is undefeated, and undefeatable. Not even a level 13, or 14 paladin can beat him, and especially not dragons. His main appearance was in a thread that started with this story:

Ye Gammingtothemax gathers his dragons and their dragon babbys. He planeth to use their awesome dragonness to conquer the world, for he is a dragon fanatic, and to quote ye Gamming "well there awesome." Gamming realizeth that being a dragon emperor warlord he need not know proper grammar nor spelling, for he truimpeth none the less. Leading his army of dragons, ye Gamming charges across ye lands of the Kingdom of Lesser Intelligence. As he and his dragon companions venture from land to land, they come across what seems to be a man. He is no normal man though, for he is the holiest of thy holy men - a paladin. He is not a normal paladin either, no, he is a level 12 paladin. The Dragon Emperor Warlord and the Level 12 Paladin stare each other down. Ye paladin tells Gamming that he is trespassing on his land, and also that his name is mispelled. Ye Gamming responds with a simple XD. The two continue to stare, preparing for what is about to happen...

Ye paladin destroys all of the dragons except for one, casts holy shield, and grabs GTM and has the last dragon engulf them both with fire.
An army of about 5000 level 60 dragons, warriors, warlocks, rogues, and mages once charged a single level 12 paladin. The funeral bill for 5000 graves was insane.

LvL 12 Paladin is above godlike in UT And well beyond Wicked Sick, we're talking never been fragged once.
by Level 11 skeleton December 11, 2008
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Level 100 Mafia Boss

Dumbass friend: Yo the Mafia city memes were never good
Me: You say that bc you're a level 1 crook, not a level 100 mafia boss like me. Thats just how the mafia works.
by Grudies January 14, 2019
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level 10

1. A 10 footer song in DDR
2. anything which is extremely difficult.
That AP calc test was level 10!
by 5'1"Racer February 12, 2005
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level 100

A mile-stone in leveling up in certain video games. Only hardcore and/or obsessive players can reach level 100 unless they cheat/hack. In some games, like Pokemon, level 100 is the final level.
Gamer: Holy crap! I reached level 100!!! Party at my place!
by Pokedexter June 13, 2009
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