canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Good lenses, bad frames

Describing someone who gives a bad first impression but is actually a good person. Someone who doesn't appear to be competent, yet is extremely capable at what he/she does.

Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he's one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn't know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.

by Carollafan2 April 10, 2009

lense dart

When you are able to shoot a very solid turd directly at the camera lense

Last night I was filming content for my onlyfans and captured a perfect "lense dart"

by Frankie Armstrong August 18, 2023

The lense

When you cum in a woman's eye and spit on it at the same time and acts as an eye lense and her vision becomes blurry so you proceed to put contact lenses above the lens layer.

Connor: Guess what dude! Rebecca let me do the lense on her

by bigdaddybrozo February 24, 2021

Gravitional Lensing

Its a type of something only morons and people who want to join random anime facebbok groups will search. go, read about it in a book or something.

There are new dicoveries about Gravitional Lensing

by palesiak October 17, 2019

Gucci lenses

Everything is fine. Synonym to Good or nice or sweet

Typically used as a response to a statement or incident. Generally as a way to express that everything is ok.
"Hey Jesus someone hit your truck??"

"Yeah but it's didn't even get a dent. Her car got damaged but she rear ended me. We're Gucci lenses"

by Lawdjesus October 25, 2023

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010