Lemoned

an alternative way of saying "I lied"

Mom: "David I know you ate the cookies!"
David: "Sorry, I lemoned"

it is used a lot in the card game B.S after you put down a card and lied about what card you put down

by tennisball10210 May 27, 2021

Lemoney Snicket

Lemoney Snicket is sad, gloomy, crummy, despressing, emo day. Chances are there is a dying tree in the background with ugly sticks on the ground.

Lemoney Snicket: It is really Lemony Snicket outside.

by Slimschneidy February 22, 2022

Lemoneminem

The practice of the lemon gods. It might eventually become a complete thing but we must wait. So far there are 14 members

"Have you heard that Lemoneminem is an up and coming group?" Said stacy,I do not know a Stacy it's just a basic name

by Bonzo Beau April 11, 2022

lemoned

another term for being very drunk

"fucking hell, i got absolutely lemoned last night"

by Eden Dunn June 16, 2008

Lemonese

geese with a lemon

I love lemonese

by JKIU July 10, 2018

Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017