The Letterkenny Leave

When you steal a two-four and walk through a sliding glass door.

Person 3: " I think its time for The Letterkenny Leave"
Person 1:" Drastic times."
Person 2: "Drastic Measures."

by Daryl_In_Perril_Snackbar June 12, 2018

Leaving NeverLand

Leaving NeverLand is a so called “documentary” where two liars called Wade Robson and James Safechuck spend 2 whole hours rambling on about nonsense that Michael jackson (the king of pop) diddnt even do! They were paid by HBO and the whole “documentary” is a big money grab and defamation of the speechless as Michael sadly died in 2009.

Person: Did you know Michael jackson is a pedeophile?? Educated people who know it’s not even a real documentary: no he’s not did you watch leaving NeverLand? Cause that shits fake!

by The real smooth criminal March 15, 2019

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.

You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022

Shake the lulav

For some Jews it means shaking a plant on the Jewish holiday of Succot for rain.

But for all Jews it is code for masturbating.

Person 1: Hey dude wanna chill later?

Person 2: Sorry bro it was a tough day at work. I think I'll just go home and shake the lulav.

by auebsk January 11, 2011

Why did my dad leave me

He said I was a failure and he never wanted to see me again

Yo why did my dad leave me. Hit the fortnite.

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020

leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009

Leave it to Beaver Syndrome

When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.

The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.

On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."

by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013