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Sledgehammer

Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Sledgehammer
1/4 Mile= 10.6 secs @ 127mph
top speed= 254mph
0-60 time 3.9sec
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
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Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
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backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
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alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.
Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...
by Sting0 December 28, 2007
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Wisconsin Sledgehammer

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer
by Huggabear July 13, 2012
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sledgehammer facelift

A violent act of rearranging someone's face with a sledgehammer; a song by Deathcore band, Rose Funeral.
The rioter gave their victim a sledgehammer facelift.
by Anime-Freak96 July 17, 2017
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Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.
"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."
by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022
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