lecture

A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.

you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture

by CRDC! August 28, 2010

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).

Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

by Smartassassin November 25, 2022

Lecturing

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2018

Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

I have a three hour lecture!

by DJ Gorrilla December 8, 2006

Hannibal Lecter

Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00

"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon

If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)

Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.

by Super Spikes October 12, 2005

Phantom lecture

A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.

noun. Phantom lecture

Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"

Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."

by jonnytee November 19, 2009

lecturerection

Gaining an erection during a class/lecture at school or college.

"I can't believe I got a lecturerection during my differential geometry lecture. What the fuck is wrong with me?"

by wl2009 February 19, 2009