Leselie

Leselie is someone with a bright mind. They usually have long, shiny dark hair and skin soft as a newborn baby’s bum. They have the kind of beauty no one can imitate. They are always determined and hard-working. Planning ahead for their future and putting in the hard work, they are usually at the top of their class. They can quickly read the room. Figure out how someone feels. This makes it easier for them to care for their friends and loved ones. Leselie is not only mature but also has childlike innocence. Although they are usually positive and outgoing, they can be shy and want some alone time too. When they giggle, it always puts a smile on people’s face. They like sunflower and yellow.

Leselie is beautiful inside and out.
Everyone wants befriend Leselie.

by Raffiisataffy November 23, 2021

Lease Princess

Someone who lives well beyond their means. A girl whose façade is based on a fake lifestyle they can’t afford. So…everything…is…leased.

Andrea is a lease princess. She drives a Mercedes and lives in weho but I heard she gets bills from the IRS weekly.

by Jackie00726 January 13, 2022

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

sistah puh-lease

1) used to express agreement or to emphasize a point stated.
2) used lieu of "duh".
3) used to refute an obviously false statement.

1) statement: "wooo, baby got back!" agreement: "sistah, puh-lease!"
2) statement: "phish sucks." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"
3) skinny girl says: "omigod, these pants make me look so fat." response: "sistah, puh-lease!"

by koscar February 10, 2005

deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.

Dude, you got so goat leased last night.

by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009