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lead butt 

1. That dude is a big fat lead butt.

2. Your kid needs to get the lead out of his butt and move faster.
lead butt by JohnstonGuy June 30, 2005
Someone seeming intrested in you but it turns out their intensions were not true.
Gina: Brian said he thought I was cute but, after he told me he had a gf.
Farlme: Girl, you were lead on...
Lead On by BubbledBunches April 12, 2016

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

lead allergies 

This is a reference to being shot or at risk of being hit by a lead bullet.
Man, if you go to that neighborhood you better not have any lead allergies!

lead someone on 

Saying you love someone when you don't. Kiss someone even if you don't like them.
lead someone on - She says "I love you." when she does not.
lead someone on by aliaern November 22, 2013

Lead Farmer

A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.
"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pulls out guns*
"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Lead Farmer by Samson424 November 4, 2008