lazurus

A misspelling of the name Lazarus

"It's not lazurus you cretin!"

by poopower January 24, 2008

lazaurus

An erection after climax, almost as if your dick is coming back from the dead.

Colin: "How'd banging that chick go last night?"
Tyrone: "Man I was a total lazaurus! Twice in a row, baby!"

by PoopButtFart January 13, 2015

Lazzer

A lazy person or someone who always gets other people to things for them.

Jess: get me that gin bottle from the kitchen Babes
Tom: Why are you such a lazzer for man get it yourself

by Thatdonmeek March 25, 2020

Lazzara-Itis

Amazing disease, often caught after excessive listening to and/or watching of Taking Back Sunday. Symptoms may include randomly shouting 'I LOVE ADAM LAZZARA!' 'ADAM LAZZARA IS A SEXY BEAST!', butterflies in stomach at the slightest mention of the band, and a slightly creepy obsession with TBS and Adam.

'Dude, how was that concert last night?'
'Awesome, but I think I came down with Lazzara-Itis.'

by omglexa December 24, 2008

LAZZARI

To "no show"; to be busy with "important" things to go out with friends.

I will have to "Lazzari" this time.

by Mapachito May 20, 2009

lazury

The modern definition of luxury to include laziness.

Young lovers Paul and Rob are going to a lazury cruise, where you are going to fuck eat sleep all day.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree July 31, 2016

lazzaro

A massive racist, that's it.

He's such a Lazzaro.

by anonymous March 26, 2023