Lawtown

City located a several miles north of Boston, (Lawrence).Where everyone knows everyone, its a predominant Dominican city.Where the feens always hang out on broadway st with a pipe, along with the prostitutes. Where there a barber shop and bodega (spanish corner store) on every corner. Where ppl stand outside stores and sell bootleg movies, stolen chains, sneakers, etc.Where you cant go to a party without it being raided or shot up. where theres 5 diffrent public housing projects across the city. A very crowded city with a population of 90,000 in an area of 6 square miles. Lawtown mass.

Lawtown

by J-Arson March 9, 2011

LazyTown

A show for small children that is stupid yet enjoyable for us older children/adults (I highly doubt there are any kids on this site, but still...). I know nothing about this show other than it has the most catchiest songs you will ever hear on a youngster's program. Especially "You Are A Pirate". (Yes, that song you love is from a child's educational program.)

"Yar-har, fiddle-dee-dee!
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
Yo ho, ahoy and avast!
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!"

"Robert: Yo, did you watch LazyTown last night?
Tim: Watch what?"

by DerpytheFreakingBest September 8, 2014

Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them

I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his

by Reece212121 June 23, 2016

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

ladytown

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Sue: Hey Patty, how did your date go with Dan last night?
Patty: Well there was a flood in Ladytown, I'll tell you that!

Joe: Damn Betty, that basketball just bombed Ladytown!

by N and L December 24, 2007

Laytonsville

is a small town in montgomery county, maryland where the population is basically 300. there is a number of mcmansions. there are mostly white people who live there and some asians, blacks, indians, but there are no latinos. the median income is about $85,000. there are only 3 public schools. Laytonsville Elementary School, which is like 5-10 minutes from everyone's house, Gaithersburg Middle School, where all the rich kids come from Laytonsville which is like 20 minutes away, and Gaithersburg High School which is a fucking 30-45 minutes away. laytonsville is basically where you will find all the rich kids.

poor kid: where do you live?
rich kid: oh i live in laytonsville
poor kid: you live in a house?! damn you must be rich

by jlc93 October 30, 2008

Layton

1. Being a knifer expert in MW3 2. A crazy knifer/ idiot

Dude I just got laytoned from across the map!

by Whambamthankyoumam69 November 20, 2011