Ladina

You're damn lucky if you know a Ladina. Ladina = Awesomeness. She is extremely funny and entertaining and she seems happy all the time. She makes people around her smiling and knows to cheer them up when they're down. She is very kind and understanding and listens to everybody's problems and tries to help. Ladina is up for EVERYTHING, even if it's the most stupid and random thing ever. She is also very beautiful, sexy, athletic and smart. Guys are often too shy to ask her out. She knows millions of people and has millions of friends but only a few have the honor to have a spot in her heart. Ladina is probably the most outgoing and open minded person ever. Treat her with respect and enjoy the time you spend with her, it is truly one of the best times of your life!

Andy: Have you met Ladina, she is so funny, she is just awesome!!

Ben: I know she is gorgeous, I've been out with her couple times, it was hilarious, I've had the time of my life

Matt: Hey guys calm down, she's mine!

Ben to Andy: See... that's her boyfriend. I wish I was him! she the nicest, sexiest, funniest and most awesome person I've ever met. Matt sucks so bad!

Marina: Hey Ladina, are you up for an Ice-Cream contest?

Ladina: of course, man! and afterwards we go to this raver concert and get wasted as hell. and tomorrow morning church haha!

by wellidonttellyou June 2, 2011

Sloppy landing

That thing when you cum too much and it gets on the floor and you slip and land on your girl

A. Yo last night my gf had me do a sloppy landing on her
B. Yo that's fucked up

by Dick Slapp November 23, 2013

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004

Laying Hate

The violence of action of emptying every magazine with every bit of ammunition you have towards the enemy or intended target.

We were locked and loaded and ready to lay some hate.

How about that firefight? We were seriously laying hate!

by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016

trash landing

The art of conveniently landing in a large pile of trash in a movie, usually during a chase scene, a fight scene, or when jumping off a tall building.

"Wow, that was a lucky trash landing!"

by Another Mel October 23, 2007

Eagles Landing Middle School

Built with either the jappiest of JAPS wearing golden goose and aviator nation or Brazilian kids who live in the nicest parts of boca trying to act ghetto with their saggy pants and wife beaters. Eagles landing is known for their students "protecting the nest". When in reality they all hate each other.

Hey did you see that ratchet kid in the saggy polo pants? Yeah, He goes to Eagles Landing Middle School

by lia filippelli September 8, 2021