lawyer

A soon-to-be politician.

by AYB February 16, 2003

lawyer

proffessional bullshit artist.

the lawyer lied......?

by Coco McAnderson June 11, 2008

Lawyer

A Hireable Liar...Will Defend You Even If You Are Guilty...
Bullshitinng Is Their Expertiece.

"It's Always Better To Fuck A Lawyer...Rather Than Getting Fucked By One

by UpperBlackSnake April 8, 2010

lawyer

A person who's authorized to lie

My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies !

by ~SoNaM~ August 10, 2007

lawyer

a teenager with severe mental issues

" look, it's lawyer! "

by lemonadelvrr December 6, 2022

Lawyerize

the process of turning a simple sentence into a legalized document

My dad will lawyerize my 8th grade sentence outline because it sounded like it came out of a Dr. Seuss book

by onaboringnite February 22, 2011

Lawyer

I get in trouble for arguing with my parents. But lawyers get paid a shit load of money.

Wow you see that bmw with a guy in a suit.

must be a lawyer

by its ya boy...skinny penis May 15, 2019