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Law school gunner

1. Noun:
Someone who hijacks class discussion (and hence, class time) with irrelevant, or tangential opinions and/or questions.

2. Noun:
Someone who attempts, usually (and repeatedly) failing, to demonstrate his or her intellectual prowess by asking questions "out side the box." These questions, and the answers/discussion they force the professor to entertain, are never tested and rarely add positively to the lecture.

3. Someone who repeatedly asks questions during lectures that would be more appropriately discussed after class.
1. During discussion of a case in criminal law, one notorious law school gunner once proclaimed: "Professor, the holding of this case reminds me of a Klingon proverb, you know, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.'"

2. A law school gunner would preface a question with, "Well, in the bible it says x." Prof. would answer, "Well in the Constitution it says Y. And it's the Constitution that will be tested on my exam."

3.
After asking a dozen questions in the span of 45 minutes, the following exchange may occur:

Gunner: "Professor, I have another question."
Prof: "Ok, but this is the last one for this lecture, we have to move on."
Gunner: "Well, I have several more, and I'd like to ask them." (The gunner then proceeds to ask them).
by esoteric714 April 10, 2009
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law school girlfriend

Phrase common in NYC, but useful in many metropolitan areas, particularly those that boast a top-tier law school. A "law school girlfriend" is a young lady with a non-descript corporate job (i.e., she works in "sales," "PR," or "marketing") and dates a man attending a nearby top-tier law school. She has no actual redeeming qualities, save being very attractive and urban chic. She uses her looks and her pseudo-corporate job to impress the law student into dating her, with the hope that he will marry her once he graduates and begins making $200K a year.
Law Student 1: Yo, you met Dave's new girl, right? What did you think?
Law Student 2: She's pretty hot, and works downtown or something.
Law Student 1: Law school girlfriend?
Law Student 2: Totally.
by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008
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law school hot

used to describe women who, in any other scenario would be considered hunchbacked, slovenly, heinous wildebeasts. But, because of their captive audience (law school men) and their alternatives (other trolls, buffalos, and wildebeasts) they somehow garner attraction.
Q: "Is she hot or law school hot?"
A: "Well, considering her muffin-top fupa, hairy upper lip, lazy eye, and club foot, she is most definitely law school hot."
by DU2L March 5, 2008
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Law School Spouse

Similar to a "work spouse." Someone (generally of the opposite sex) from your law school whom you spend extended amounts of time with, have a beyond simple friendship special bond, and rely on for support. This person often knows more about you than other people and you commonly share inside secrets or jokes. Generally the relationship is flirty and may include sexual tension, but rarely crosses the line to include actual sexual acts.

*Warning* May lead to jealousy from your actual real-life partner who doesn't understand the depth of bonding law school leads to.
"Are you two dating?"
"No, that's just my law school spouse."
by ActusReas May 22, 2009
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law school hot

The phenomenon of barely mediocre-looking males finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate single women going through a quarter-life crisis who, by default, turn to any single (or not single) guy within proximity.
"So Brian lives with his parents, is hugely in debt, eats mayo sandwiches, is in law school because he's afraid of the real world and has manboobs... but he's kinda cute in his own way"

"that's because you're 27, law school leaves no time to meet anyone, and you think you'll die alone. You need to get out of Sullivan Hall - he's just law school hot."
by Seattle U Law 2011 January 19, 2009
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law school gunner

1. Gunners do not have the first clue.
2. They try to sound smart.
3. They probably are the class "anvil" in a law school with a tight curve.
4. And finally, they end up dropping out or just come to accept that their classmates get their above qualities and so they stop trying to fool everyone else, including themselves.

These gunners wither away and become normal, despite having gone to law school, and they become replaced.

However, sometimes gunners go into hibernation, or some latent gunners who never had the audacity to be a gunner in law school, become your stereotypical lawyer when they manage to stumble their way into a job after law school.

Do not be fooled with people in the legal profession, or any other profession, who try hard to sound smart by using, for example, "par excellence" and "since time immemorial" in the same sentenced stuffed with legalese. It's OK if every now and then people get "rewarded" for no merit if that means they will shut up, as long as they know that we are in on their game, and that they'll have to change eventually into mature adults.
Law school gunner: "I do not think that is what Judge Cardozo meant by his opinion."

Professor: "But that is what he wrote."
by Mexican Law Student March 20, 2009
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Law School Hard-To-Get

Commonly Known Phrase:

Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.

These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.

Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"

As a noun:

"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."

"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."

As a descriptive noun:

In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."

End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"

"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut.

Ladies, quit playing games with my heart.
by ScrotieMcBoogerBallz April 5, 2010
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