Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by your parents when your report card/behavior is not up to snuff.
"Lately you have been throwing pencils in the asbestos ceiling tiles at school. The police are going to investigate this as a death threat. We need to talk!"
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Chelsea Lately is a late night show on the E! Network hosted by the sharp, witty and intelligent Chelsea Handler. This half an hour show mostly has only 4 segments: The Intro, The Roundtable, Interview with celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, and T.I. The final segment is Chelsea's final thoughts. All 4 segments are halirous and wildly enjoyed by her devoted fans.
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Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
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Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
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