Classified facebook watcher

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff

Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010

classified

The best rapper out of canada ever. Nova Scotia to boot. One of the best producers in Canada and everywhere. He is white and a million times better than fakes like emeinem.

Classified's new Cd boy-cott-in the industry out as of march 2005 is sweet. Is last Cd trial and eroor one of teh best cd's ever. It ain't over off his ep his possibly the best song that's never been heard.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 25, 2005

Classified

A coverup or lie to the American public.

The video of the Pentagon being hit by an airplane is classified.
Area 51 is classified.
The 17 trillion dollar scandal uncovered by a congressman is classified.

by Jdubbbb December 24, 2012

sassified

a word best used to describe the feeling following magnificent sexual gradification.

Used in the popular bar song "Strokin'"

Joan- "I saw you leave with John last night. So what happened?"

Sue- "Girl, I was completely sassified!"

by lkjas;fj November 8, 2006

assify; assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

by T.A. August 5, 2004

Yassified

A descriptive word referring to one who has recently had a glow up and is now the center of attention.

Omg Sauyer is so Yassified after he go Botox!

by Sauyer Vinders April 1, 2022

Yassified

Yassified (verb, adjective) - Verb: Making something better / improving something. Ex. "I yassified the tower" Adjective: Describing something improved, new, or better. Ex. "The bridge would be yassified" Yassified is a commonly used word by those of the LGBTQ+ community, and is often thought of as "not a read word" (i got this from a yt comment)

"who yassified my home, i must pay them"

by anonymous April 17, 2022