Alexi Laiho

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.

"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004

Lashbadger

Someone who is very frequently on the "lash" and when pissed resorts to crawling on their belly to get around.

"He is such a lashbadger, did you see how much he can consume?"

by Lashybadgerson May 25, 2009

post lash

The act of continuing drinking (getting lashed) after a night out on the town.

-Do you fancy coming back to ours for a bit of a post lash?

-Wheres post lash happening tonight?
-Dave's
-Ace, see you there.

-Last night was so much fun. The post lash was the best bit.

by gregsmith January 30, 2009

Lashawna

Lashawna is a bad bitch with a fat ass , brown hair and brown eyes. very sexy

everybody loves lashawna

look at that sexy thing over there! ‘yeah that’s a Lashawna’

by نثميمصمو October 30, 2019

Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

by child of bodom May 23, 2004

WiP-lash

The shock-trauma that comes from reading a long fic, chapter after chapter, barely pausing to eat let alone pay attention to what chapter you’re on, and then scrolling down to click a "next chapter" button that isn’t there.

That Browser x Seth Everman fanfic was so good! I was on the edge of my seat, waiting to see how Seth would confess his love when suddenly, the fic just stopped! It gave me WiP-lash!

by AdiBeau November 1, 2018

LaShanda

The quintessential woman. She is inconceivably wonderful. She is the most gorgeous and intelligent human being created. She is a jack of all trades; a renaissance woman. If you know a LaShanda, consider yourself both lucky and unworthy.

person 1: Wow, my mind can't process that woman's greatness.

person 2: Yup, she must be a LaShanda.

by mymymymy February 4, 2010