lapidated

1. (opposite of DElapidated) excellent, great, neat, nice, quality, sound, strong, etc.

2. A chick who gives LAP on the FIRST DATE. (Lap-I-Dated).

1. Although that Stang was 10 years old, it was very lapidated.

2.
a) Shirley is very lapidated.
b) Sharon is a Lap-I-dated.

by Brit Read February 18, 2009

lacitate

Selecting parts of pictures using the lasso tool in Photoshop.

Me: Jennifer, how can I cut out this part of the image?

Jennifer: Just lacitate around it. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Me: STFU

by TheEvan January 28, 2008

Lupita

The most amazing girl EVER. With an amazing personality and unbelievable way with words, she is the most beautiful girl alive. With beautiful eyes and a great ass, this girl is unstoppable and will do great things with her life. Have caution when around her because boners will pop.

Dude! Did you see me talking to Lupita? She's amazing.

by Babygirl :D April 29, 2011

Laputa

The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region

Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.

by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

laptaffy

The word used to describe a mans penis.

"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)

by J-Hood April 5, 2007

lapstab

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

by Jared L September 12, 2005

labitard

A combination of "labia" and "retard" used to describe someone who is just north of douchebag and just south of cunt.

Stop pissing on the side of that restaurant, you fucking labitard.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012