Harry's Lanyard

A way to describe something that keeps getting stolen.
"Harry's Lanyard" has become a meme.

"Harry isn't getting his Lanyard back"
"Harry's Lanyard is on the roof and he ain't getting it back lol"

by Martinlovesfood December 17, 2019

Lanyard Kid

Normally defined as a Middle/High Schooler who wears one or more lanyards alongside being underdressed or having poor fashion. The lanyards are often decorated and may be accompanied by clothing based on popular gaming franchises.

These kids are typically below average height, have poor hygiene, avoid physical activity and may try to make unwanted sexual advances. They may be hyper-engaged in nerd culture without regard for ones-self and usually say things or behave in a very strange way.

David came into the library and offered to suck my dick. I looked at that lanyard kid in disgust and walked away, hoping not to see him at the Dungeons and Dragons club later.

by MillwoodHighSchool January 20, 2024

black lanyard

a term used when a woman has an ultimately massive bum. these women are often known for trading sex for money

did you hear saharahs got a new job?

yeah I heard it’s smth to do with a “black lanyard”

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022