Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

leansexual

A person who is attracted to the intoxicating drug lean

"im a leansexual, a person attracted to lean"
"stfu"

by FLINFLINMODE February 28, 2022

Levisexual

Atraction only for Levi Ackermann from Attack in Titan, that's it

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry, i'm Levisexual

by LeviIsDaddy December 19, 2020

lolisexual

Someone who identifies as a loli and has a sexual preference for lolis. There is still debate whether this is an actually mental condition and/or is pedophilia.

As a lolisexual I find it offensive to have lolis drawn in such an inappropriate manner.

by Tanthus April 26, 2017

lensexual

A sexual attraction to Vikz.

I want Vikz inside of me so badly! I'm such a lensexual!

by sp_3 March 2, 2019

Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

by NH92 December 31, 2009

Anisexual

A person who is attracted to only anime girls.

"Ah, I forgot Simon is anisexual. He only wants a big tiddy anime goth gf. 2D women if you will."

by agamerfrommemes1 May 16, 2018