Lanessa

A nice,sweet, cute girl who is also sneaky and likes to play with hearts. A True Heart Breaker

Man I love this gikrl but she breaks my heart. That darn Lanessa

by Unloved January 12, 2012

landshark

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

I landsharked your mom.

by tilded April 17, 2003

linesha

A hot chick. She is Miss America

I wish I could be Linesha

by dolphianlover February 17, 2018

landshark

noun - someone who bites on or uses a lot of teeth while administering oral sex to their partner.

verb - the act of getting your dick bitten during a blow job.

n. I know from experience that Rebecca is a landshark, she's always biting on people's dicks.

v. My dick hurts so much, some beezy landsharked me last night.

by The_Big_Dog April 8, 2009

landshark

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a member of the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee up their bottocks, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments.

"She had no qualms using her brand new frisbee in her landshark"

by sasha December 13, 2003

Lakeshark

A lakeshark is quite simply, a variety of shark that lives in freshwater lakes. They eat canoes, left shoes and the occaisonal child. For a real treat, they will enjoy a history teacher. They range in size from a metre to 4 meters long. Swimmers and boaters alike are told to watchout, as they can attack at any time.

Dang lakesharks! We would have won that race if they hand't gotten to our canoe.

by smcgsd April 20, 2011

Latesha

Latesha is mother, wife and daughter. Latesha awesome. Latesha caring but got big dick energy like Nee Naw Nee Naw

Latesha is a loving and compassionate person

by Itsyourgirlfishy:) March 10, 2019