anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

landscape porn

The Discovery Channels Planet Earth TV show.

Planet Earth show is landscape porn.

by werdna2483 December 21, 2008

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

landscape escape

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

by michael dixon March 20, 2004

Fulton Landscaping

Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.

Dang Fulton Landscaping is good

by Urban Official February 8, 2021

Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019