Josephine Langford

Josephine Langford is beautiful and funny girl who is taken by Hero Fiennes Tiffin and she is what people call CrAcKHeAd

Girl 1: Hey do you know who Josephine Langford is?

Girl 2: Yeah I do why.

Girl 1: Oh because she is a wonderful young lady who has a great heart.

Girl 2: And who is taken...

BOTH: BY HERO FIENNES TIFFIN

Girl 1:And she is a...

Girl 2: CrAcKHeAd because...

Both: CoCkRoAcHeS go BrBrBrBr.

by Herophinesbiggestfaneverbro April 28, 2019

sage langford

A big bitch that says her dad raped her which is a fucking lie. She also likes sucking toes

Max: my dad raped me...
Jack: STOP BEING SUCH A SAGE LANGFORD

by Sage Langford Lover 101 August 18, 2019

Josephine Langford

she’s so hot wtf

person 1: “do you know who josephine langford is?”
person 2: “yes and i would let her peg me!”

by furries3lyfe December 29, 2020

langford

The redneck shithole of Vancouver Island. Most single girls are single moms here and will lie about not being from there just to get a boyfriend to take care of their kids.

Belmont highschool is in Langford. Its also where balogh banged Miss. Unger

by belmont_banger January 26, 2007

Langford Tweak

If you live in Langford and occasionally smoke meth and bother innocent bystanders

Oh look it’s Josh Worthy! A langford tweak! hopefully he doesn’t tweak out and rob me and stomp me out!

by methhoots123 June 15, 2022

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

Langford

Langford is a city on Vancouver Island, Canada. It is part of the greater Victoria area and is located west of the city. The city is known for ghettos, shoplifters, and rednecks to the south and rich estates to the north; separated by the Trans-Canada Highway. The city is home to Westhills Stadium, the playing grounds for Pacific FC; Vancouver Island's professional soccer team playing in the CPL (Canadian Premier League). Belmont Secondary School, an overcrowded but beautiful looking high school can be found within the city. Overall it's a decent-ish place to grow up, just remember to lock your doors.

"I'm going to be taking the 50 to go visit my friend who lives in Langford."

by Ziggmanster April 16, 2020