Latchford

One of great importance to all of mankind. The sexiest and the men are the most masculine of all. One can only dream of meeting a Latchford, and if they are lucky enough to meet one their lives are changed forever. The most prolific of these great beings is Harry. They are also the best lovers.

Man I was so depressed, but I just met a Latchford and I feel like just meeting one gives me a reason to live.

Latchford by Hello I'm Harry February 6, 2009

Latchford

A place in the north-west of the UK, near the centre of Warrington full of chavs, drug dealers, sluts but 2% of it is filled with normal, well behaved people.

A: Where in Warrington do you live?
B:In Latchford
A: God, thats a shit-hole
B:Yeah....

Latchford by Mromnomnomcookie August 17, 2012

Jillian Latchford

The girl yo mans wish he had

You better tell Jillian Latchford to leave before your man comes over.

Jillian Latchford by Wow fun August 4, 2018

Letchford 

A "Letchford" is a person who finds the enviroment of a library sexually stimulating , often resulting in the need to self pleasure.

I was walking throught the Library when I spotted a Letchford knocking one off

Letchford by clungehoover December 10, 2011

Luchford 

An absolute legend who maims all at everything and has and abnormally large penis

Crack head: Oh my god your penis is huge!
Luchford: I know im a luchford!

Luchford by GargoyleMachine July 24, 2010

hatchford 

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true

me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."

hatchford by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010

lanceford 

Good looking lad who is caring at heart. Get to know him, he is a little bit broken, however has the ability to make anyone smile and make their day. He also has a long cock.

Guy: Look it's Lanceford!!
People: Ohhh Lance is on the the bus, Lance is on the bus....what up Lance?

lanceford by Cliffhood February 20, 2017