Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 01, 2006

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan August 21, 2005

Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 January 21, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 28, 2009

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour

On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance

by adam July 26, 2005

Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.

'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.

by i love lance July 25, 2005