Lacist

One who demonstrates discrimination against shoe laces, in particular people who wear shoes with said laces.

Guy 1: Get a load of those laces this dude is wearing!
Guy2: Bro that is really lacist of you. Not cool man.

by Calculate January 13, 2023

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

ligistics

The different characteristics of a website, specific to one site. This can include sections of the website or how a website defines different members/ friends.

Andrew: I don't have a single YouTube subscriber.
Haley: I thought you had one?
Andrew: No, I have one friend, not a subscriber.
Haley: I apologize I do not know the YouTube ligistics..

by 2teesandabone March 22, 2011

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

Lagintosh

A Macintosh computer...that never ceases to Lag.

I'm a Lagintosh Gamer.

by Sheripper August 4, 2008

logisticate

To plan events and figure out how to get people together. Usually one person in a group of friends or a family is the main "logisticator". Literally- to figure out the logistics. The verb tense of "logistics". Involves lots of e-mails and phone calls.

"If I'm going to get this party together I've got to logisticate like mad for an hour or two."

by Katatak October 30, 2009

logistics

A conveniently general scapegoat.

Sorry we couldn't get it to you on time, it's simply a question of logistics.

by philip June 9, 2004