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lachlan johnson

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party
by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018
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Lachlan

The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL guy on THE WORLD. He is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest penis and he is just awesome!
Girl 1: He is so hot!
Girl 2: OMG he is such a Lachlan!
by Lachlan MCCUTCHEON June 2, 2013
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Lachlan

The guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish attitude he is quite reserved and respected. People like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. He is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)Also quotes many things that only some people understand. EXTREMELY NARCISSISTIC. Talks to himself when bored for amusement.
Lachlan: Fuck i hate trees, all but the larch...The larch...Number 1...The larch. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN'!? Quite an outstanding specimen of a Pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.

Lachlan: Bitchin'

Sam: Shut the fuck up.
by Lokosep January 19, 2009
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Lachlan

The nicest and kindest person you will ever meet. Lachlan's are funny and know how to make you smile. You will always want to talk to him and love him forever. He will make you laugh after a bad day and is adorable as heck. (even though he always will deny it) He is also extremely talented
Presley is dating Lachlan
by some_not_normal_kid May 23, 2019
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Lachlan

a cute, small, little guy. who usually has HELLA BOMB realtives or family members. he is nothing but nice, and no one could be more generous.
Person 1: God man, that dude just saved my life!
Person 2: Hes a lachlan.
by Emily Cornfield January 3, 2011
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Lachlan

lachlans HUGE cock is out!!!
by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022
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lachlan urbon

He is hot and sweet. He amazing and perfect.Every loves a Lachlan Urbon. A Lachlan Urbon is athletic and down to earth.
Jessica: who's that?
Emily: It's a Lachlan Urbon

Jessica: Ooohh he's HOT!!!!
Lachlan:Hey girls 😏
Emily: Heyyyy😀
Jessica: Heyyy Lachlan! 😻
by Purpleshirtgirl April 4, 2017
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