Lacademic

Somebody who claims to be an academic such as a college lecturer or professor but lacks the real gravitas and ability to justify the title.

That physics professor Dave is such a lacademic, he really is useless.

How on earth did that woman mange to become a teacher, she is such a lacademic

by ScottCo90 March 20, 2010

Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Lavagirl

The girl that keep you up at night thinking about her. Just like shark boy and lava girl, sharks don’t sleep

She’s tugging on my heart strings man she’s my lavagirl

by Clear3209 April 28, 2019

Bitch lasagna

Bitch lasagna is a sexc ladie that won't send Bob and Vagene even after you asked nicely

That bitch lasagna Won't send me any Bob even though I call her sexc lik rain God

by Titty meat October 18, 2017

Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

by Penny P August 15, 2008

laca

Laca is short for la cagaste. La cagaste is a phrase deriving from frijolero origins meaning 'you screwed it up'.

Alex: *breathes*
Douglas: Alex, laca un poquito..

by pavaca November 12, 2019

Punched Lasagne

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011