cum labyrinth

A large virtual or real area that is hard to escape and has an extreme amount of cum in it.

Me: join my cum labyrinth on discord.
friend no there is to many channels and everyone spams cum in chat!

by theonewhocucks September 18, 2019

stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.

Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.

by Ludditeright January 27, 2014

cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.

I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.

by Beanopolis March 26, 2009

net labyrinth

a condition in which one gets lost in the entangled mess of materials one is searching for in the Internet by looking up one related material after the other through cross-reference.

He looked up 'A' in the Internet but ended up looking up 'Z' at long last. In fact, he lost himself in the net labyrinth for hours.

by uttam maharjan February 7, 2010

Ziggy's Labyrinth

A game for true Zigmas such as my dog.

J S: I didn't realise you were a zigma?

J W: Yeah, I play Ziggy's Labyrinth all the time.

by Moderately Warm Richard April 17, 2024

Labyrinthitis

A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.

Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.

Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...

Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?

Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?

Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.

by Definitely Not Simon May 9, 2012