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A Kyran is a muscular midget who believes he is 6'5, sticking his chest out whenever he has the chance. He acts like he knows everything there is to know, despite the fact that google is his best friend. He often threatens others, although he is obviously afraid of individuals such as a "tashinga". He associates himself with being a future millionaire, although he has already applied for the Aldi Recruitment Team. A Kyran often has a weak immune system, and will be on the brink of death due to a mere cold.
"I will shank you if you do not accept my Aldi application" said a Kyran.
Kyran by KyranShallFall!!!! January 15, 2018
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A gay fat cunt who likes to get it up the ass. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s just a bitch. He has a nice personality though and knows when he’s going to far.
Why is kyran sucking my dick
Kyran by Kyran is so gay November 23, 2019
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When you butt-fuck someone so hard they cry. ( Only used in a consenual sense)
I totally got Kyraned last night.
I gave that person a Kyranning.
Kyran by TheDragon13!! September 3, 2017
A spark of insomnia. Usually means the ability to stay awake and do normal activities with a lack of sleep.
"how did you manage to drink last night and get up for work?"

"eh, pulled a KYRAN as usual bru"
Kyran by Itsyuhhboyyy April 18, 2019
A guy who will tell you that you are the only one for him but secretly had 54238 other girlfriends. DO NOT TRUST A KYRAN.
"I got Kyraned"
Kyran by floridagirl6 February 23, 2017
Kyran is that handsome man that everyone Loves and is the type of guy to go out of his way to ask if your okay. Kyran has lovely big blue eyes that catch the attention of every women. He is also a really fun person to hang out with and he is really sweet. If you ever meet a kyran you lucky and you should make the most of him while you know him cause once he's gone you will miss him big time.
Girl 1: oh my God it's kyran.
Girl 2: oh my God I used to be in school with him and he was the nicest person ever.
Girl 1: You should go say hi.
Girl 2: no, he probably doesn't remember me. I should have stayed friends with him after school.
Kyran by Cubaman January 24, 2021
Kyran is a sexy man with lovely eyes that women fall in love with. Kyran is the nicest guy you will meet and is the type of guy that will always say hello and will also ask if your okay. If Kyran knows you and is close to you your lucky and make the most of him while you have him because once he is gone you will miss him.
Girl 1: oh my God look it's Kyran.
Girl 2: I used to be really close with him. His eyes were so nice. I really miss him.
Girl 1: You should say hi.
Girl 2: No, he probably won't remember me.
Kyran by Cubaman January 24, 2021