Kurt

The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand

Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede

" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!"

kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"

by yomoma245678 June 8, 2011

Kurt

The common name for porn legend Kang Hurter Kurt Rammer (stage name). Known for his unrelenting charm, charisma and stamina which made most female stars sign exclusivity agreements with his production company; most contracts contained clauses that stated the female performer would only perform with Kurt and/or other females.

kang hurter Kurt rammer

by Jackinthebox_admin February 5, 2010

Kurt

Kurt is a strong leader, all rounded meaning he is good in sports, academic and culture. He always gets the lead roles and his always in high positions. He has light blonde hair and blue eyes but is unfortunately color-blind but nobody kiddies him for that. He is very well liked and this who don't like him are jealous. He is in love with one girl and is not interested in any other, sorry ladies.

Girl 1: oh my word I need to tell you a secret... I like Kurt
Girl 2: Kurt as in the head prefect?

Girl 1: yeah...:(
Girl 2: he is quite charming isn't he but he isn't interested in sorry to say he's in love with that girl
Girl 1: oh yeah 😭

by Giathegrinch August 15, 2017

Kurt

Kurt is an amazing person. He'll always be there for you. He is so kind and he understands you. He is a very lovable person who just makes life amazing. You might think he doesnt like you at first but once you get to know him you find out how amazing he is and once you do you know hes there for you. He'll help you even when you dont want him to. Hes the sweetest person you'll ever meet you mention something to him that you need he'll go and get it for you. Hes the cutest person you'll ever meet hes got amazing deep brown eyes, the softest hair you can run your fingers through, the cutest face anyone can have, the most kissable lips and an amazing body. He can make you feel more loved than you have your whole life and if he tells you he loves you he means it. He doesnt lie to you he'll always be honest and trustworthy which just makes him an amazing and lovable person.

"Have you met Kurt yet?"
"No why?"
"Hes just an amazing person who you should meet"

by someone5735 February 20, 2022

Kurt

Kurting is the act of cumming and farting simultaneously. Can be used as Kurt/Kurted/Kurting also can be spelled Curt/Curted/Curting.

Dude I just Kurted

by Kurt's Best Friend February 19, 2011

kurt

A Tubby Guy. With Many Jelly Rolls. But Each jelly roll is filled with love and caring emotions. A great friend who has a bad attitude. Loves hard metal and weird bullshit.

Kurt is fagged.
Fagged: Noun:
Someone who is tired from doing a tedious task.

by Septipewdiplier October 27, 2016

Kurt

The most amazing boy ever, and the greatest boyfriend. Everything about him is so right((but only for Christina ;D)) He seems like a simple guy at first, but he is so much more. He's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid. His crazy-ass girlfriend loves him more than anything, and he has become one of the most important peoples in her life. What can I say? He's just simply perfect for her in his own special way :D

I love my super-amazing boyfriend, Kurt =D!!!!

by chrissssstina May 20, 2008