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The sexiest man on the entire planet who own the world's largest penis. A Kurt is a porn star that usually gets paid $300,000 a year because his giant penis is in such high demand
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
Kurt's usually make Ron Jeremy's penis look like a tiny centipede
" Wow did you see the adult film Kurt was in? He's penis was off screen!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
kim kardashian " Kurt teared me a new ass hole last night!"
by yomoma245678 June 8, 2011
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