Kurplunk

When a group of amigos are trying to think of a drinking game to play, but then the guy with no top lip goes “let’s play a crisp tasting game”, and everyone snarls, until big nose pops up and say “let’s go bowling”, but speech impediment top lip face gets angry and says “we’ve done bowling loads, am I wight?”. Then that guy with the massive head that looks like a water jug balanced on top of a large stick insect says “sheriosully ladsh, letsh all shit down and relaxsh”, but then bit big teeth chimp man stands up, pulls his trousers down and says “ I know, let’s play kurplunk!”.

I can’t wait to kurplunk you later

by Amigo central February 7, 2018

kurpinski

a tall mammal with an addition to Halo 3. usually a kurpinski's father looks like Sylvester Stallone. they also have terrible sense of direction.

you are such a kurpinski

by Jarvis Karnish February 26, 2008

kurpo

kuroo but it's people who can't spell for shit

🧦🚫 are you wearing socks?

i beat the shit out of kurpos cock - kenma

by oikawhahahah March 28, 2020

kurpo

kuroo but it's people who can't spell for shit

🧦🚫 are you wearing socks?

i beat the shit out of kurpos cock - kenma

by oikawhahahah March 28, 2020

kurpikatard

A literal god that never misses

omg kurpikatard gimme a kiss🤤😘😍

by leafdeez April 23, 2021

kurpluncked

absolutly totally stoned!

That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party!

by toddO13579 April 29, 2008

Kurple

Really big, comfy chair.

After a long day I just want to sit down in my kurple and relax.

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by Hogs & Mushrooms April 10, 2009