Kung Pow, Kung Pow, Hiah!
by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007
One of the best parodies of classic martial arts movies ever made. Once you start watching, you won't stop laughing. Guaranteed. I sure hope for a sequel or two to this.
I rented Kung Pow for the third time and still my sides hurt from laughing at the bloopers, jokes, and the hilariously horrible voice acting.
by AYB July 17, 2003
the stupidest and utterly retarded movie ever. i loved it. hahahaaa what do you get when you cross an owel with a bungi cord? MY ASS!!!!! hahaha. its betty! oooweooewewwe hahaha i love that dam movie.
today in DCL class, were going to watch Kung pow! (retards," neeeeeneeeee yea konggg poooweee yeeeeeeeyeeee")
by ken kaniff from conecticut May 7, 2004
Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.
Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003
greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me
"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"
by Urban Dictionary June 3, 2003
A popular Chinese take out dish made of chicken glazed in a sweet and spicy sauce served often with rice.
by richardc020 August 23, 2010
I was in China town last night and had some sweet and sour Kung Pow Gangbang with four hot slant eyed bitches.
by Ogdemigod April 14, 2009