Kryptonite

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person

I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.

by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

kryptonlmao

A TikToker who explains how anything in my house could be radioactive. even my cup of water.

You heard of kryptonlmao on tiktok? He told me the plate i’ve been eating off of for 10 years is radioactive!

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Krystof

1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish

I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!

by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010

Kryptonite drink

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!

Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol

by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

kryptochroniconolite

some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.

"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"

"well what kind of weed is this?"

"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"

by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.

Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.

by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011

Pink Kryptonite

A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.

Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.

by 4:31Time April 19, 2020