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Krystin

A girl with the ability to turn a gay man straight in 0.89 seconds with her sheer sexiness. She also has the ability to levitate and get naked in 2.41 seconds.
I dropped my book in a tree but Krystin used her levitation powers to get it for me. Shes so awesome.
by im pretty tired... ill go home November 6, 2010
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Krystin

A: A gorgeous, nice girl that loves to have fun.
B: Someone that is nice to most people, but if she doesn't like them she can be a down right bitch.
A: Wow. Look at her. She's such a Krystin. :)
B: Yeah, she's my Best Friend, but you wouldn't want to be on her bad side because then she is such a Krystin.
by Skittles. January 23, 2009
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my kryptonite

Used to refer to something that is your ultimate weakness, that which renders you powerless...in reference to Superman...whose only weakness is kryptonite.
Overthinking is my kryptonite. Or Chocolate is my kryptonite. Make sense?
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Krystin

The Most Love-able, Caring drop dead gorgeous girl in the planet. All the Lesbians, gays, straight homo-sexual people think that a Krystin is the most elegant girl. She can be a nice innocent girl who loves her friends. And all the guys wish they had a Krystin. But when it comes to enemies she can be a bitch, she will always find a way to humiliate your life if u make a wrong impression on her. She is always there for her friends. Some say that her smile can take your breath away. She is like a flower who shines out everyone else. A very sexy yet a young pretty girl that anyone would die to be.
OMG, did you just see Krystin?!!, she said hi to me and i thought i was gunna pass out, her beauty is so striking!!
by Jade Babie July 7, 2011
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boner kryptonite

A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels
by Revlic September 7, 2007
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Muslim kryptonite

a synonym for pork, used in an episode of wonder showzen where the kiddies take a tour of a meat packing plant
pig walks by ooh! look! Muslim kryptonite!
by penguinopolipitese August 4, 2006
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Pussy Kryptonite

One who always scares or creeps out the females at a said location and ruins all chances of your boys gettin some ass for the night.
by JerseyDaddy December 17, 2008
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