Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion

Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable

by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021

klutzfuckery

When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.

Damnit Larry your klutzfuckery is at an all time high today. Get it together!

by Katatbat October 10, 2020

kruto

russian word , means cool

-I'm learning Russian!
-Kruto!

by Elizabeth Bennet April 8, 2007

Kratzurbation

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.

Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.

by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010

klutz

A Clumsy person.

That kid drops everything all the time,
he's such a klutz

by Total Clad May 15, 2004

kutzooi

Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.

Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!

by Gleufje March 21, 2017

krutik

Krutik is the combination of Sensitive and Strong, righteousness, happiness and love.

A person any one could fall for and love to be with all the time.

A Commitment given by this person would never be broken.

Eg : Krutik is everyone and everything you’ll find for.

by Imperial Affliction January 9, 2018