[[Kromer]]

The thing that Spamton wants you little spongebob

would you like to donate some kromer?

by Huxflixel April 23, 2022

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018

Stormy Kromer

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!

"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."

by CapinQueef October 4, 2017

Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012

Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

by Kromer man November 1, 2021

Mieke Kröger

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.

Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger

by Denniisss February 27, 2022

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021