KROMER

A currency commonly used by small salesman who live in dumpsters and possess the corpse of a glamorous alternate universe robot

Salesman: I JUST NEED A LITTLE Generosity!
Salesman: Come on, you're our number one customer!, just give me a little KROMER!
Salesman: You want Hyperlink Blocked, don't you, Rice Krispie Treats?

KROMER by [Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997] July 26, 2026

[[Kromer]] 

The thing that Spamton wants you [little spongebob]

would you like to donate some [kromer]?

[[Kromer]] by Huxflixel April 23, 2022

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

kromer blind by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018

Stormy Kromer 

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!

"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."

Stormy Kromer by CapinQueef October 4, 2017

Stormy Kromer 

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

Stormy Kromer by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012

Dirty Kromer 

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

Dirty Kromer by Kromer man November 1, 2021

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.

Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger

Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022