When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!
"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."
by CapinQueef October 04, 2017