krispy kreme 

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.

The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!

krispy kreme by Ben March 4, 2005

Krispy Kreme 

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

Krispy Kreme by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Krispy Kreme Pie 

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.

He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.

Krispy Kreme Pie by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010

krispy kreme donut hand 

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut

"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"

krispy kreme donut hand by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022

hot krispy kreme 

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."

"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"

hot krispy kreme by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017

Krispy kremer 

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.

Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.

Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

The Krispy Kremer 

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.

The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.

The Krispy Kremer by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009